Wednesday, July 20, 2011

The Leopard's Limb

This post is titled after a comment by our good poster O. T. Rush, who likened himself to a leopard reposing on a tree limb, waiting for his favorite prey, good poster Roblo, to pass underneath. Roblo, fearing no leopards, did indeed pass underneath, but O. T. was catnapping at the time, though he later pounced, and their debate renewed. I'm using this post to follow up on leftovers from yesterday.

JohnG: he was indeed an interesting poster in the Forum. I generally disagreed with the gent, but he welcome here if anyone runs across him.

Ancestry: O. T., well you might be proud of your ancestors. Like many of us, my ancestry is somewhat interesting. My paternal grandmother was descended from Germans who settled in Iowa. Since my mother and father were distant cousins (southerners, y'know), both are descended from a gent of English/Scots-Irish ancestry who emigrated to Delaware from what is now Northern Ireland. He sired what became a long line of (usually impecunious) preachers. My paternal great-granddad was such a reverend but ultimately went to work for the Durham tobacco Dukes, moved to Cuba and set up a business that my grandfather grew into tobacco and sugar plantations in Cuba, Puerto Rico, Dominican Republic, and elsewhere. He was a multi-millionaire, but (sigh), two hurricanes, the Depression, and Smoot-Hawley ended that, so I post this history from a work computer rather than from my study in my retirement home overlooking the Pacific.

Mrs. Stab: Thank you, O. T. She will no doubt blush when informed of your compliment.

Comedians: The ones you listed were indeed great. You of course remember George "Kingfish" Stevens, from "Amos 'n' Andy," of radio and television. Foxx said everything he learned about comedy, he learned from watching Tim Moore, who played Kingfish in the television series. Interestingly, unlike his protege, Moore never did any off-color humor. Speaking of family friendly comedians, I saw Jay Leno on stage years before he hosted the "Tonight Show." While not particular off-color, he was definitely non-PC beyond what NBC would have tolerated--I recall references to Arab cab drivers in big cities and Indian (as in India) clerks in convenience stores.

Little Moron: the screen/strained joke is the best. The few jokes I ever heard were LM jokes: Why did the Little Moron throw a clock out the window? And the same query, but substituting butter for the clock.

". . . science always prevails.": Yes, but in my readings and watchings over the past few year or so, I observe were science is viewing larger vistas, and some aspects of religious belief are no longer quite so divorced from science as once appeared.

20 comments:

  1. Oh yes, forgot the Kingfish. Simply great.

    I have known quite a few Kingfishes over the years, black, white and other skin tones.

    As to JohnG, I miss him. Never could get him to admit that paying alimony and being a slave are not the same thing. ?????

    Saw Cosby when he was a nobody in a club in Georgetown, DC. He was warmup for a famous folk singing group. The audience made him do three encores and the folk singers were getting a bit miffed.

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  2. I have acquired a modicum of wisdom as I have moved into later middle age, no doubt remain deficient. When I display a bit of sagaciousness, I am sometimes asked how I came to acquire it. I cite what I call the Kingfish lesson, lifted from one of the shows:

    Andy: Kingfish, how did you get your good judgment.
    Kingfish: I got it from experience.
    Andy: Where did you get your experience?
    Kingfish: Bad judgment!

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  3. A good comedian doesn't have to use off-color comments to be funny, Bill Cosby and Sindbad are 2 that come quickly to mind.

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  4. Well, my brother robby, Cosby was much funnier then than he is now.

    Sinbad? Even the Little Moron was funnier.

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  5. Profanity is funny in the sense that it accentuates surprise. A joke isn't as funny if you see the punch line coming...you know what I mean?

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  6. It cuts both ways, to some extent. Jerry Clower and Dave Gardner were funny enough, but Redd Foxx had me belly-laughing, as does Rodney Carrington. You wouldn't want your momma to hear either. She wouldn't like them.

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  7. Stab...do you remember Doug Clark and the Hotnutts? Their stuff was funny and off color for the time. I always enjoyed "Brother Dave Gardner".

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  8. Hi WW!

    Yep: "He's got the Maryland Terrapins by the . . ."

    O. T., I liked Cosby's line after being told he should use cocaine because it would enhance his personality. His response, "Yeah, but suppose I'm an @sshole."

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  9. Hey, WW, you don't have to remember the HotNuts. They're still with us, in their 56th year. Doug has been dead for some time, but his brother (who has always been the front man) and another original member are still at it, along with some newer (but not too much newer) blood.

    Saw them last year and they are still just as naughty as ever: "See that girl, dressed in green, she .... .... like a submarine." And all the girls dressed in green still squeal just like they used to.

    Hoping that Jay will book them at his new Ziggy's in the Arts District. Also hoping he will book Chuck Berry, who still performs at least once a week at a club in St. Louis and can still do his "scoot" off the stage at age 84.

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  10. OT...I didn't know the Hotnuts were still around. Figured by now they would all be standing on a corner in Heaven with their "bananas waggin".

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  11. O.T., hearing about Berry doing his duckwalk at 84 reminds me of the great actor Christopher Lee, who at 80 or so did some of his own stunts in "The Fellowship of the Ring," when his character the wizard Saruman battled the wizard Gandalf. Alas, when he was contacted about reprising the movie, "The Hobbit" (the prequel to the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, he sent his regrets. He could no longer travel from England to New Zealand.

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  12. I should have said above that Lee was contacted re reprising his role as Saruman for the movie "The Hobbit," which is now in preproduction or production.

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  13. Nobody does evil like Christopher Lee.

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  14. England to New Zealand....I would have to go by ship as I can't sit to fly that long.

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  15. Hi Arthur!

    As you remember, in "Return of the King," Lee's character Saruman is stabbed by Grima Wormtongue. In filming that scene, director Peter Jackson started to explain to Lee how a person who has been stabbed would sound. Lee had been a commando in WW2. He looked at the much younger Jackson and intoned, "I KNOW how they sound." The filming continued without further directorial instruction.

    WW: I suspect Lee was well advised to avoid ship transport from England. Those containers are sure to get stuffy after a while :)

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  16. Stab...oh my, humor at this hour?! I wonder how long a cruise liner would take to make the trip?

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  17. Hi WW, still up, watching a science show called "Through the Wormhole."

    On the ship transit from England to NZ, I'd guess about 3 weeks, but sit to be corrected.

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  18. Sir Christopher Lee has always been one of my favorite actors. The series of flicks that he made in the 1950s for Hammer Films with his pal Peter Cushing can hardly be matched in the horror genre, and no one could ever match his demonic presence on the screen.

    My son tells me that that may have been because he had a genuine interest in the occult in those days. He also tells me, however, that Sir Christopher was never a commando. He was trained as an RAF pilot in South Africa until he was disqualified for bad vision, then became an RAF intelligence officer. Later he participated in the same capacity in SOE (Special Operations Executive), the early manifestation of James Bond, but operated out of an office rather than in the field. We live in an age of myths, just as humans always have.

    The gods always live on Mt. Olympus or in Valhalla while we plebeians live in Kernersville or East Bend and believe everything that the gods say. The main difference is that in ancient times, the messages of the gods were transmitted by oracles and other deified messengers. Today they are transmitted by the internet.

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  19. I got curious about how long it WOULD take to go by sea from England to New Zealand, enough so that I was willing to do the Google wiggle.

    I guess I am really out of touch, because I was astonished to discover that there is no passenger service between those two points. So you must travel by passenger carrying cargo ships. Most supposedly have pretty decent accommodations, but
    there are stops along the way, determined by cargo, so the trip is longer than I would have thought.

    Most sources say 32-40 days from England to Auckland, so who could blame Sir Christopher for demurring?

    Another interesting note. Most of those passenger/freighter combos will not accept passengers over the age of 75 or 80, so Sir Christopher, at 89, probably would have been refused passage anyway. Down with age discrimination!

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